oh and there was the evil twin story line because it’s not a soap opera unless there’s an EVIL TWIN STORY LINE. like it’s bad enough you’re trying to retrieve THAT TAPE OF US MAKING LOVE but instead of talking about it quietly and just referring to it as that sex tape it’s “Oh no Antonio we have to stop so and so from finding THAT TAPE OF US MAKING LOVE” and “Gabi I know how vital it is to find THAT TAPE OF US MAKING LOVE is” and “goddamn it where is THAT TAPE OF US MAKING LOVE.” then there was the whole Who Shot Francesca? story line which was boring because it honestly could have been the dog and it still made more sense than Madame Carmen running over the Archbishop because of that whole TAPE OF US MAKING LOVE. then there was a priest that fell in love with his brother’s girlfriend and that was all sorts of crazy because it ended up giving us fans that sex tape that wasn’t called the sex tape but THAT TAPE OF US MAKING LOVE. there was a baby-switch (because what soap opera isn’t without a I’m Not Pregnant but I Need to Be so I’ll fake Giving Birth to a baby that’s not mine but is actually my mother’s and my husband’s child). because what was the 90s without Titanic, right? then a really screwed up christmas rosario jewels story line because why not go all supernatural. and then those fuckers killed off Mark! Mark okay MARK WHO IS THE SWEETEST KINDEST CINNAMON ROLL THERE WAS ON THIS ENTIRE FUCKED UP SERIES…. there’s the spoof story lines ranging from a young girl who had an affair with a Senator (the whole Clinton-Lewinksy thing) to their version of Scream-slash-I know what you did last summer called Terror Island. there’s the love triangles (because what soap opera DOESN’T have love triangles).
Me: omfg where do I begin? it’s a 90s soap opera that had a whole shitload of stories! there’s the small town girl leaving her small town life to fall in love with the British millionaire ala You’re Got Mail.
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